My apartment is overloaded with Taiwanese newspapers that I barely touch. I usually just go down every morning, take the paper and just throw them aside and wait until they're ready enough to become my dog's peeing pad.

 

But It's only after the newspapers make it to the peeing pad that I really start to notice the content written on there. I mean, come on, you know how dogs are. Sometimes they get constipated and so they have to squat there and squeal for about five minutes (long enough for you to notice the short articles) until they really get the poopie out. 

 

So at first I just entertained myself with my dog peeing on all the Asian celebrities' faces. But then, my dog has a lot of shit. So I had to get out the next best thing, and that was the "Dear Abby" column (Taiwanese Edition). Because I could just bend over and read about all the stupid ladies with no common sense writing in and asking if it's still ok to stay in a relationship with a guy where there's a side chick involved. 

 

But then one day, I decided to really become an intellectual and flip through the entire newspaper. And I actually found it interesting! There were many gory and shocking stories such as pointless murders and deaths, I feel, the internet has to see also.

 

And that is why I have created this website. I hope to share all the stories that I have found interesting in the Taiwanese newspapers.

 

And If I have spare time and ingenious creativity, I'll probaby make up some of the stories based on the really old headlines.

 

Thank you for stopping by btw! Hope to see you here everyday. 

 

Cheers,

 

The Owl in the Circle.